Ow, ow, ow… || Barney & Robin 

legendarybarneystinson:

“I still think it’s weird… Owie! Be careful, Robin. That weawy huwts.”

[M!A - Barney’s a kid for 2 hours. Til 11:40pm EST]

“Barney you’re a kid again… I’m sorry Barney, I’ll make it all better okay? I’ll give you some ice cream after I put this bandaid on you.”

[Again? Haha!]

Ow, ow, ow… || Barney & Robin 

legendarybarneystinson:

“You really have the weirdestturn-ons, Scherbatsky.” 

“I can’t help it! It reminds me of hockey players!”

Ow, ow, ow… || Barney & Robin 

legendarybarneystinson:

“What can I say…? Challenge completed.” 

“…Ow.” 

“Okay before I get you cleaned up… May I?”

Ow, ow, ow… || Barney & Robin 

legendarybarneystinson:

“Yeah, well sorry, you’ll have to get your rocks off some other way tonight.” 

“Thanks—So, you know the other day how Marshall said that one stunt from Crank was impossible…?” 

“Oh no don’t tell me you tried it…”

Ow, ow, ow… || Barney & Robin 

legendarybarneystinson:

“Yeah… with the asphalt.”

“It won.”

“Oh that’s a relief… I mean that sucks.”

“Because you know how I’ll get if I found out you got into a fisticuff and… let me get you cleaned up. So what happened?”

Happy Suit Up Day, Barney! 

legendarybarneystinson:

ask-robinscherbatsky:

legendarybarneystinson:

ask-robinscherbatsky:

And a drunk one at that.

I admit it. 

You jerk.

And you didn’t invite me??

We were playing “But, um.” Can’t invite you to that—it hinges on you doing the news! 

Is that right?

BUT UM BUT UM BUT UM BUT UM BUT UM 

BUT UM!!

legendarybarneystinson:

ask-robinscherbatsky:

legendarybarneystinson:

ask-robinscherbatsky replied to your post: what does your perfect woman look like?

Oh stop that Barney!

And a drunk one at that.

I admit it. 

You jerk.

And you didn’t invite me??