“I still think it’s weird… Owie! Be careful, Robin. That weawy huwts.”
[M!A - Barney’s a kid for 2 hours. Til 11:40pm EST]
“Barney you’re a kid again… I’m sorry Barney, I’ll make it all better okay? I’ll give you some ice cream after I put this bandaid on you.”
“You really have the weirdestturn-ons, Scherbatsky.”
“I can’t help it! It reminds me of hockey players!”
“What can I say…? Challenge completed.”
“Okay before I get you cleaned up… May I?”
“Yeah, well sorry, you’ll have to get your rocks off some other way tonight.”
“Thanks—So, you know the other day how Marshall said that one stunt from Crank was impossible…?”
“Oh no don’t tell me you tried it…”
“Yeah… with the asphalt.”
“Oh that’s a relief… I mean that sucks.”
“Because you know how I’ll get if I found out you got into a fisticuff and… let me get you cleaned up. So what happened?”
I am 100% American. It’s about the mentality.
…You had the chance.
You can mentality all you want but it’s always gonna be in your soul. Oh look I see a tiny maple leaf in your heart! Awwww
The only thing Canadian about me is the scars from when those jackasses beat me up in that coffee shop I went to— which, as I recall, was to rescue you from The Terrible North itself!
I didn’t need any rescuing. If you didn’t insult them you wouldn’t have those scars… can I see those scars again?
No, your name is Robin! Now sit down and have a drink. New York won’t implode in the time it takes you to have a Scotch.
*Rolls eyes* Fine. One drink but the minute Agent Fury calls me, I’m gone.
Who? You know, Robin, something tells me this isn’t your first drink of the evening…
Stop calling me Robin. Are you suffering from mental breakdown?
Aww thanks Barney.
Scherbatsky, I’m sorry, but if you ever taught anywhere I’d feel sorry for those kids.
Also, I’ve met a buncha’ kids from that school—you’d be in way over your head.
I could teach those kids a think or two about defense!
And it doesn’t have to involve wands.